I don't have any crafty finishes to share right now, so I thought I would share the conversation I had with Boy Genius at 6:00 this morning in the car on the way to drop him off for jazz band.
*cough* *cough*
"You okay?" I ask him
"Yeah." he says
"Left over from when you were sick last week?"
"Yeah."
*couple minute pause*
"I just worry." I say.
*couple minute pause*
"It was in the contract." I say matter of
factly.
*couple minute pause*
"Huh?" he says with confusion in his voice.
"It was in the contract." I repeat.
"What contract?"
"The one I signed when I decided to have children." I respond as if it should be obvious what I am talking about.
"
Ohh-
kayyy..." he replies.
"Seriously. It was the #1 rule on the contract. #1 says I must worry about my kids." I respond as if he should know exactly what said contract says. "#2 says that I should embarrass my children in front of their friends or while they are on the phone." This is said conversationally, as if I am repeating the weather report. "#3 was that I should hug and kiss my kids all the time. The best part is if you do it in front of their friends, I am fulfilling both #2 and #3 at the same time."
"Wouldn't you always be fulfilling #2 if you are doing #3?" he asks me.
"No." I respond. "Unless you do it in front of their friends it doesn't fulfill the requirement for #2. I can hug and kiss on you in private and it won't
embarrass you at all." With this, I take my eyes off the road and smile sweetly at Boy Genius.
"
Ahh." He says, nodding his head as if this explains a lot.
"The sad thing is," I say "when I am fulfilling #3 with Gamer, I am not fulfilling #2 with him. He doesn't care." I say with pride in my voice, "I can always count on hugs from Gamer in front of his friends!"
"You'd
definitely be embarrassing Runner."
BG replies.
"True," I say "but I think I am also fulfilling #2 when I hug him in private. You are somewhere in between."
*couple minute pause*
"There, now you know about the secret contract I signed." I throw out
"Yup." He replies
He smiles.
I smile.
*more silence as I drive the rest of the way to the school*
I hug him as he gets out of the car, in full view of the other zero hour jazz band members at the school. "Have a good day!" I tell him as he swings the car door shut.
He smiles.
God I love that kid!